Daily Archives: May 22, 2005

Queen of Wands

I was rather upset when I found out Queen of Wands was ending. I suppose I have issues with my favorite comics ending. I mean… I knew that Avalon was ending, and I couldn’t see why it had to end. Why not slow down the story? There was plenty to work on for years to come. (And of course, when Josh just lost the will to draw or finish the comic… well, quite a few fans were unhappy with that.) Queen of Wands was another in that line. I didn’t see why it should end. I didn’t want it to end.

There is a bit of irony there, as at one time I was planning on writing a comic book series, and had figured out the perfect solution to keep the comic book from entering into the doldrums of “filler comics” between storylines or having it start to suck. Each story was going to have a specific beginning, middle, and end. And then the comic book would end there, and I’d start up a new comic book, with the same characters, but with a different storyline. (I eventually gave that up and started writing a novel on the characters instead, due to my inability to find an artist for the storylines.)

Every story has an ending. We might not want to realize that. We might want the series to continue on and on (and we’ve seen what happens when that happens, as with the Wheel of Time series), but eventually… it has to come to an end.

This is the sad truth with webcomics in general. All of our favorite strips, from Melonpool to Sluggy Freelance to College Roomies… all of these will end. (Hell, Melonpool did end… but Steve Troop found he couldn’t just let the series end and restarted it. No doubt 200 years from now, Zombie Troop will be continuing the strip while asking for brains to feed upon because not even death could keep him down…)

Queen of Wands ended… with friends parting ways, and our heroine (Kestrel) going to Boston to start a new life with a new job and finding new friends. This happens every day… friendships end or get put on hold as people go off and have a life. We might not like to think of our friendships ending… but they do. And that’s part of why QoW’s ending was so bittersweet. But Aeire did something different. She decided to reprint each comic, on a daily basis… and with commentary from her on what inspired the comic or little background snippets or what have you.

Each day… we get a little piece of Aeire’s mind, glancing into her artistic soul, and into the life she lives while we relive the adventures of Kestrel and crew, as they grow older, wiser, and sometimes sadder. In the meantime, she is working on a new project, probably building up a backlog of updates and figuring out just how it goes together so it will truly rock.

So… Queen of Wands has ended. But it’s not so bittersweet now… because Aeire has sweetened that ending with a glimpse into the mind of who and what she is… and how that influenced this comic. In a way… it’s even more fun than if she’d just continued QoW with Kestrel’s adventures, either with her old friends or elsewhere.

And I agree with her: Chutes and Ladders was way more fun than Candyland.

Addendum note: While QoW has ended, Kestrel’s adventures continue from time to time in Randy Milholland’s own webcomic Something Positive, as he kind of kidnapped the character and integrated her into his massive secondary character cast.

Melonpool/Zortic Crossover

Sometime after this review, both Zortic and Melonpool underwent relaunches, and I’m not even sure the crossover exists, outside of in this review. Thus links have been removed, and I don’t think you’ll find them mentioned in the existing archives of either comic. Clicking the thumbnails will lead you to the full-sized images I’ve uploaded to my images directory.

I thought it apropos to begin this tangent with the title “All Good Things,” what with both Melonpool and Zortic being big Star Trek fans, especially as their crossover story coming to an end. Indeed, Melonpool and Zortic themselves ended the crossover by quoting Shatner in a dozen different episodes and movies, in what has to be one of the most logical and yet unsatisfying crossovers I’ve encountered.

When the Zortic/Melonpool crossover started, I realized what was going to happen. These two groups were going to end up fighting. This is a tradition in almost every crossover I’ve seen, and a stereotype I would gladly see ignored. Hell, every single crossover with CRfH (which is among my favorite webcomics) has at least some member of one comic physically fighting with someone from the second comic. This also happens in almost every comic book crossover I’ve read, where writers confuse the need for conflict to tell a story with actual combat.

Indeed, we had Zortic and crew trying to cut in front of Melonpool and friends to see a Star Wars movie… and Melonpool was not amused by this. So he calls for the Fan Farr, a funny little parody on the Pon Farr of Classic Star Trek.


The thing is… here we had a beautiful opportunity to make fun of two diverse groups, both of whom insist their series is the best: Trekkies and Star Wars fans. Melonpool could have easily represented the Trekkies and Zortic the other faction… making a parody of the infighting that occurs between the two groups. I’m not sure why Steve Troop and Mark Mekkes didn’t go this route (though it was amusing to see Melonpool threaten to send Zortic to meet his Mekkes – er, Maker), but the fight ranged from Melonpool and Zortic, then over to Ralph and Splink (who happen in some odd coincidence to be half-brothers, with Splink being the elder and thus more directly in line for the Zinobopian throne), and then finally a bunch of outraged Star Wars fans vs. both groups.

Things have wrapped up though, and Zortic and Melonpool are going on their separate ways. It’s a shame, really. I could see several adventures happening between the crews of the Steel Duck and those of the Entire Prize. The very feel of both comics is most complimentary, as is the sense of whimsy and not taking themselves very seriously.

Still, as crossovers go, it wasn’t bad. It wasn’t memorable… but it wasn’t bad. And if a few readers from each comic start reading the other’s webcomic… then I suppose both Troop and Mekkes will consider it a success.

So start reading it from the beginning of the crossover. The crossover stays with Zortic leading the story for the entire crossover, though they don’t have navigation bars within the comic to easily lead you through the crossover. Hopefully they’ll rectify this in the future.

Addendum note: Considering both comics have rebooted, I don’t think we’ll see the archives of the reboot in the near future. Though who knows… maybe we’ll see Mekkes and Troop revamp their old crossover in the future… and maybe even rectify a few issues I commented on.