Tag Archives: NSFW Comics

Ménage a 3

Another Not Safe For Work webcomic I’ve been reading for a bit is Gisèle Lagacé and David Lumsdon’s Ménage a 3. While it doesn’t contain quite as much gratuitous sex as Curvy and avoids showing male genitalia (as far as I recall), it starts out with Gary (the geeky primary protagonist) walking in on his two male roommates having sex in the living room (after they broke his drawing table). And much like Jack Tripper in “Three’s Company,” Gary ends up with two attractive young ladies as roommates; the very very buxom Didi, and Zii, who is not (but who is more than happy to get smothered between Didi’s breasts). Unfortunately, the comic starts getting confusing after a bit (probably after the introduction of Yuki) and much of the early charm falls to the wayside in a madcap race for gratuitous sex (of all types) and over-the-top idiocy. There are still sections which work (and personally I find Kiley to be the most interesting of the secondary cast), but Ma3 is not one of Lagacé’s best works. If you enjoy reading decently-drawn softcore porn and don’t care if you’re not reading a good story, Ma3 will be a fun read. But if you’re looking for something with meat on its bones, you might want to look elsewhere.

One Girl Guy Army

Small note: This comic could be considered NSFW as it contains nudity. Reader discretion is advised.

It would be practically impossible to sum up the fantasy webcomic One Girl Guy Army in one sentence, especially as I doubt I could manage it in one paragraph. The comic’s about Scott Tait, a young college student who ends up transported to the continent of Atlantis which floats above the planet… and is then transformed into a girl. She’s helped by Icarus Airheart (son of Amelia Airheart), a young man who likewise is under a curse that turns him into a girl as well (though he actually has some control over the process, unlike Tait), while trying to track down their shared antagonist, Chitara, who’s responsible for Tait’s teleportation and transformation, and forces working through her to return Atlantis to the world below (no doubt to try and take over the world in doing so). While the story could use some tightening in places, one element I actually enjoy is Tait’s concerns she’ll lose her old identity if she cannot find a way to become a guy once more; hopefully the cartoonist will focus more on this theme and perhaps introduce the psychological horror that far too many transformation comics ignores in lieu of quick laughs.

Curvy

I thought for my first short review I’d take a look at Curvy, which is an extremely Not Safe For Work webcomic about Anaïs, a young lady from Boring World (that being a proxy for our own), who ends up hooking up with Fauna, a Liar (so named because they make a lie out of reality through magic), in a madcap adventure through a multitude of dimensions… with periodic gratuitous sex (lesbian, straight, gay, polygamous, inside a giant mechanical Hitler, and so forth). Surprisingly for a comic that has so much sex, there’s also a storyline going on as Anaïs wants to go back to her homeworld, Fauna is trying to avoid a marriage to some idiot, and their antagonist Mallory seems to be trying to destroy everything by marrying Fauna off to an idiot with no magical abilities. In short, it’s a madcap and amusing caper that rarely tries to make sense, often succumbs to sexual hijinks, and utilizes art that would be at home with Josh Lesnick’s Girly. And as such is worth reading… at home, when the kids are in bed, and no one is likely to walk in on you and ask what the f##k in on your monitor.

Oglaf.com

Warning: This comic contains nudity, foul language, sexual situations, and magical dentistry. Reader discretion is advised.

After wrapping up what must be its the longest storyline yet, the not-safe-for-work and totally-hilarious fantasy webcomic Oglaf took a brief break to indulge in some classic silliness. And for all that I’m one of those despicable people who hates fun and enjoyment and would be standing in line to slay the Fun Beast from the previous storyline, I must admit I found this latest update to be delightfully absurd. I mean, it does make sense that in a world of magic and adventure that more… mundane duties would be taken up by wizards. So a dental wizard does make some sense. But to have the rampaging beast suffering from an impacted molar which the wizard can fix? That’s comedy gold.

Weapon Brown: Blockhead’s War

Warning: this comic contains graphic depictions of violence, sexual situations, and nightmarish shapeshifting goo. Viewer discretion is advised.

While I’m not a big fan of the horror genre (due to a hyperactive imagination), I am familiar with some of the traditions that crop up in horror stories from time to time, such as the unexpected return of the story’s monster after the hero relaxes, the job done. Thus I was not exactly surprised to see the return of Cyber Augmented Legionnaire version 1N (aka CALv1N) in Jason Yungbluth’s parody post-armageddon webcomic Weapon Brown. However, I will admit I wasn’t really sure what point CALv1N’s return served. After all, Brown had thoroughly kicked his augmented behind and left him broken and abandoned… in a vat of shapeshifting fluid that would form itself to the desires (and nightmares) of those around it. It made sense… but I wasn’t sure what purpose was served by it.

Today’s update has revealed that purpose, and in doing so it also ensured that WB remains true to the fundamental essence of the character Weapon Brown is parodying: Charlie Brown. That essence, naturally enough, is that of the loser who ultimately doesn’t get the girl, won’t score the winning run, and never truly succeeds in the things that matter most to him. Ironically, this happens despite the fact he once more defeats CALv1N… this time preying on CALv1N’s psychological weaknesses (and in doing so turning the shapeshifting goop that allowed CALv1N’s return into the very weapon to finally kill him), due to the death of his associate Hughie.

Naturally, no one bothered to tell Brown where the refugees were headed, leaving Brown alone but for his dog Snoop. This would almost seem the perfect place to stop the series with Brown alone, the blind red-haired girl Anne lost to the wilds, and the Syndicate hot on his heels. Ultimately this gives Yungbluth a new plot to drive the story forward, with Brown’s search for Anne and his gradual annihilation of the Syndicate taking the place of the twisted funhouse reflection CALv1N presented. Besides, for all the differences between Charles Schultz’s Charlie Brown and Yungbluth’s Weapon Brown, both possess a resilience that would put most to shame. And this, perhaps, is why Weapon Brown is so enjoyable to read.

Go Get a Roomie!

Warning: The following comic is NSFW and contains nudity, sexually suggestive scenes, homosexuality, bisexuality, alternative lifestyles, lucid dreaming, and cake. Reader discretion is advised.

When I first started college back in the days when the Internet was text-based and webcomics were ASCII art, I met Jerri, a lady who was a bit of a free spirit. She had no problem taking a bath while I was visiting and having me sit in the bathroom while she washed up in a couple inches of water or talking to me about her sex-life. And while we were never intimate (even back then the Friendship Zone was strong in me), I must admit I gained a bit of an education on a way of life that was quite different than the fairly sheltered life I’d lived in suburbia. Since then I’ve met other free spirits, though none have been quite as open as Jerri was.

In many ways the main protagonist of Go Get a Roomie! is a combination of all those free spirits I’ve met over the years; webcartoonist Chloe has done a masterful job of creating a character who is both innocent and wicked, and manages to be likeable even as she sleeps her way from bed to bed (at least up until she runs into the other protagonist, Lillian). This isn’t to say Roomie (as everyone calls her) is some perfect Mary Sue; she seems to lack any sense of concept for “personal space,” tends to drink too much, and has accidently broken more than one heart (seeing she’s lesbian) from what I can tell. But her actions are out of a sense of mischief, not maliciousness. And to be honest, she’s done a lot of good for Lillian, our second protagonist.

If I were to wager a bet, I’d say that Lillian was added to the comic (after some thirty-odd updates) because Chloe wanted to expand the comic beyond drinking, flirting, and lesbian hijinks. In many ways I identify strongly with her; she tries hard to ignore Roomie’s sexual innuendoes and initially had a preference for solitude, wanting to just escape into her dreams rather than live life. Roomie’s presence and her insistence on dragging Lillian out of her shell have helped Lillian start to live life once more, and to broaden her horizons. Exposure to Roomie’s band of friends (each of who have let her sleep over at some time) has led Lillian to try and in her own words overcome her prejudices.

Interestingly, we’ve learned a lot more about Lillian and what led her to become introverted and to retreat from the world than we do of Roomie, who’s in just about every comic. I must admit I’d love to see Lillian draw out Roomie’s story; I doubt we’ll ever learn what Roomie’s name actually is (at least, not until the very last strip), but it might be interesting to see how she’s able to support herself, if she’s gone to college, and really what made her into the woman she is. Lillian’s story is fascinating and compelling… and has given Chloe a chance to expand her storytelling skills. I can’t help but hope she’s practicing with Lillian before tackling a more complex tale, and reveal what made Roomie into the free spirit she is.

Recent updates have actually taken a slightly darker tone, between Lillian’s confrontation with her brother’s fiancée (and her concerns that Evelyne will take Lillian’s brother away from her) and with Lillian’s use of lucid dreaming that has… started down the path toward nightmare; I must admit some curiosity as to if Roomie herself will have her exuberance and delightful sense of innocence shaded a bit, or if she’ll remain the contrast, a source of constant light within the story. While it would be nice to see Roomie’s character expanded upon, it is this blissful innocence that makes her a delight to watch, and a reason why I recommend this comic.

Does Not Play Well With Others

Warning: this comic is NSFW and contains nudity, violence, and intense sardonic content. Reader discretion is advised.

It should come to no surprise to anyone familiar with Michael Poe’s comics that occasionally they push the boundaries of good taste. Today’s Does Not Play Well With Others is a perfect example, with a battered and bruised Jordan making an appearance in the comic mentioning that her boyfriend was responsible for her bruises… but that she did deserve it a little. And when the waitress questions this sentiment, Jordan proceeds to explain that she’s a super villain who was attacking the Governor of Virginia at the time using a tank that resembled… well, let’s just say it was offensive and in poor taste and leave it at that.

Add in the fact that he doesn’t know she’s a super villain (so the attack wasn’t against her, but against her villainous identity) and you have a comic that absolves all blame for an attack that left Jordan bruised and hurting as the girl’s responsibility, which is basically a slap in the fact of quite a few instances of domestic abuse. Though let’s be honest; this isn’t the worst thing that Poe’s drawn, especially when you consider one of the main characters of the comic is a man-eating Naga and the other is a witch who has blown up several buildings.

Oddly enough, I must admit that there is an aspect to this specific comic that I enjoyed: the fact that Poe depicted consequences for events in a previous comic (especially one that happened six months ago for the reader). I’ve long been a proponent for consequences in comics, and here we see that Jordan’s double-life as a super villain has bitten her in the ass (or at the very least booted her to the head). Interestingly, Poe’s started coloring the comics for the past couple of weeks (which helped drive home how battered Jordan looked); hopefully he’ll keep doing the colors, no matter how much he hates them at the moment.