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The Lazy Grind: The Gear


Sorry this is late coming out… I forgot to write it in yesterday. The Gear is the seventh comic to drop out of the Lazy Grind.

I’ve been following The Gear since the Lazy Grind started, and to be honest I’m not exactly sure what’s going on, other than there was a robbery at a museum and something worthless was taken (which actually seems to be one of the sub-plots over at Magellan, though that “worthless artifact” was recovered). Unfortunately, due to the format of the comic, it’s been difficult to get a grip on who is who, and what is going on in the comic.

Still, it was an interesting experiment in frame design. Instead of a traditional 3 or 4 panel comic, this had two, one kitty-cornered to a second. Each panel was fairly tall as well, almost like playing cards. Unfortunately, it didn’t help in expanding the storyline quickly.

And now we’re down to six. The cartoonist for Burgundy Comics, Inc. has joked that BCI will end before the Lazy Grind does. Other members have mentioned that with college starting up, it’s more than likely that some of them will have to drop out as well. So perhaps this is the beginning of the end.

Still, 37 updates and 85 days is nothing to sneeze at. Well done!

The Lazy Grind

Recently I wrote up a tongue-in-cheek article about the Curse of the Lazy Grind, and the fact that comics that had left the Grind were seemingly cursed into not updating.

Well, Pimpette & Associates is ignoring the idea of a curse and has started updating again. While Laurel did miss an update last Friday, she’s trying to update every Monday and Friday. What’s more, the updates are in full color, and look damn good.

So congratulations on overcoming the Lazy Grind Curse, Laurel! I look forward to reading more of your comics.

Webcomic commentary


Yesterday I wrote up a small tongue-in-cheek article about the 3x Grind. Unfortunately, when I was using Nukees as an example, I may have inadvertently come across as insulting or condescending. That wasn’t my intent or how I think of the other strips.

Back in 2001 when I created Tangents, I made multiple mistakes. I’d like to think I learned from these mistakes, and in a way I have; while I haven’t started up a web comic since the comic ended, I did realize what I should do if I ever started up comicking again. Little things like creating a buffer before I started updating, or scripting out the comic for months in advance and then keep up on that script (and this includes scripting dialog – before I knew the storyline, I even knew somewhat of what happened for each strip, but not the precise dialog I’d use), and properly scheduling my drawing time. Finally, I realized that I needed to create a set panel size for the comic.

This is why I like the 3x Grind so much. Regular updating is important for the growth of a comic’s art, establishing an audience, and so forth. And I look forward to Pimpette resuming her updates, for Mercury Hat to come off her vacation, Brockway to return from overseas, and so forth.

But Komiyan’s comments in my Tagboard are also true, after a fashion. Making a web comic isn’t about having an audience as much as telling a story. Still… we create these stories wanting to share them, wanting them to be read. Otherwise we wouldn’t put them on the web.

My intent wasn’t to make it sound like an exercise in ego. I just remember what I did back in 2001 and 2002, with larger strips to compensate for missed updates, and on down the line.

Take care! And Happy Fourth of July.

The Lazy Grind


The 3x a week Grind ends its first month with just over half of its contestants still in the running. And almost everyone who ended said the same thing. They intend on continuing to update, maybe not on a 3x a week schedule, but at least once a week, maybe twice a week. And yet… events seem to conspire against this.



Brockway (of Swords are Cool) was shipped overseas, presumably to Iraq. War… just vanished, though rumors claim he’s in America right now, riling up trouble. Pimpette has stated outright she’s only taking a week hiatus to get things together… but I’m adopting a wait and see policy. Mercury Hat is taking half of July off, and Operation TC is on indefinite hiatus. Nary a word about what’s up with TLH’s Twice Destined.

Is the Lazy Grind cursed? Will each additional strip that falters go on hiatus, whether it’s short or long term?

I’ve got to wonder. It does make some sense to take a little time out and rethink an updating strategy. It’s difficult updating three times a week, even with a news strip format comic. None of the strips in the Lazy Grind use that format; it seems that with updating less than 5x a week, people feel obligated to give more comic for the update. And things seem to escalate from there.



Let’s look at one of the longer-running 3x a week strips that hasn’t missed an update yet, Nukees. This is one of the cornerstones of Keenspot Comics. It updates three times a week, like clockwork, with a simple black and white news strip format. It’s about Nuclear Engineers, even! But it’s still fairly popular (popular enough that when Gav links me in his news section, I get a big hit in visits at least). Nukees seems to show that you don’t need extra art or fancy colors in order to have an audience.

And no, Mr. Bleuel is not bribing me with Guinness to say that. Not at all. The Guinness bottle was definitely empty by the time it reached my mailbox.

Still, something that Darren stated recently stands out: It’s amazing how occasional feedback like this can lift my spirits and reinforce my interest in the strip.



Indeed, I still have the old comments from my own failed web comic in my forum board. Every comment helped fuel my enthusiasm. Every cry for a new update struck home and (until I went on permanent hiatus) helped urge me to do the next strip. Maybe what these people need most is for fans to let them know we’re still behind them. And I’m not talking with baseball bats.

Maybe we should let the dropouts of the 3x Grind know that we’re still interested in their strips. Then and only then, maybe they’ll come out of hiatus and continue their stories.

The Lazy Grind – Gunmetal Annie


Gunmetal Annie is the sixth strip to drop out of the 3x Grind, though not unexpectedly. Gunmetal Annie’s creator, Mercury Hat, narrowly avoided elimination with Thursday’s update but expressed reservations as to being able to continue to keep up with a three update a week schedule at that time.

Seeing as the 3x Grind is as much for fun as it is to get people updating thrice weekly, it’s not unexpected to see her toss in the towel. Mercury Hat expects to update infrequently until after July 12th, at which point hopefully life will let her start updating more frequently.

The Lazy Grind – Pimpette and Associates


Well, last night Pimpette and Associates failed to update and is out of the 3x Grind. Though technically the site hasn’t updated yet to show P&A’s fall from grace, considering it didn’t even update late, it’s inevitable that it’ll happen once the Judges wake up from the party that was held over at Pimpette’s in an obvious attempt to bribe the judges into declaring that P&A was the winner.

Okay, so maybe that last bit didn’t happen, but you know this announcement was just entirely too boring without something to spice it up.

P&A has proven to be a rather interesting b&w comic. In many ways it hints at being a continuation of a previous comic, with the very beginning being about some green chap that appears to be some sort of frog-man. (And yet the visiting Fed doesn’t blink at eye at him, nor do any of the patrons. Weird.)

Well, I hope that Laurel K. continues to try and update three times a week. It seems every other comic in the Grind that have fallen on the wayside have stopped updating (though Brock has the perfectly legitimate excuse of being shipped out (military) to explain his lack of updates).

Hmm. Just checked the 3x Grind page again and Pimpette & Associates is now out of the running. I guess the Judges finally woke up? Good luck in continuing to update, Laurel.

The Lazy Grind – Twice Destined


Twice Destined is now the fourth comic to fall on the wayside, leaving but nine comics left in the 3x Grind. There actually was a little bit of discussion about this one, as TLH did manage to get the comic up Tuesday and had been unable to load it into the system on time… but he himself said that it wouldn’t be fair for him to be kept in the Grind for just being late.

It’s a shame he missed the update. I like Twice Destined. I’ve been able to follow it a bit better than other comics in the 3x Grind, and the artwork is quite good. But rules are rules, and he says he should have planned his time better. He also has stated that he plans on keeping up on updates 3x a week even though he’s no longer in the Grind.

So, farewell, Twice Destined. You lasted 15 days and 6 updates… but destinies are made, not preordained. I look forward to reading future updates of the comic. And who knows, maybe I’ll review it sometime.